Hardheads Menu

When you step into Hardheads, you’re not just grabbing a bite-you’re diving into a laid-back experience with some seriously delicious dishes. Located at 1035 TX-87, Crystal Beach, TX, this place has become a local favorite for good reason. Whether you're craving fresh seafood, hearty burgers, or something to kick back with on a sunny afternoon, Hardheads Menu has it all.

The menu offers something for everyone. Start off with their mouthwatering appetizers, like crispy calamari or a perfectly seasoned shrimp cocktail. From there, dive into the main courses, where you'll find everything from perfectly grilled fish to juicy steaks that hit just the right spot. Don’t forget to check out their sides-whether it’s golden fries or a creamy coleslaw, it’s the perfect complement to whatever you choose. With flavors that feel like home, every dish is crafted to satisfy your cravings while you enjoy the laid-back vibe of the restaurant.

Appetizers

Chips-N-Salsa
Made from scratch and fried per order.
US$6.00
Nach "Yo" Fries
Our crinkle fries smothered in our signature queso, topped with real bacon and our fresh pico de gallo.
US$9.00
Fried Brussels Sprouts
Flash-fried until nutty, crispy and caramelized and dusted with parmesan cheese. Served with Maggi Seasoning and our signature bolivar sauce.
US$8.00
Fried Okra
A southern staple with a 'lil ranch for dipping.
US$8.00
Fish Scales (Fried Pickles)
These little dyslexic cucumbers are hand battered, gently lowered into a hot-tub of oil and fried 'till HOT & crispy. Served with our signature bolivar sauce.
US$7.00
Crinkle Fries
A half pound of our very popular signature crinkle fries, served in a really expensive looking metal tray.
US$6.00

Salads

"Light" House Salad
A wedge of crisp iceberg lettuce blanketed with our Signature Bolivar Sauce, sprinkled with diced tomatoes, red onions, bacon and bleu cheese crumbles. We'll go ahead and add a little extra Bolivar Sauce...just in case.
US$9.50

Feathers

Boneless Hot Wings
We've done all the hard work! They're boneless! a nice half pound serving of tender boneless chicken wings, tossed in your choice of sauce and served over a bed of Crinkle fries. Accompanied by a side of ranch dressing for dipping.
US$12.50

Best Nachos EVER!

Nachos...the BEST EVER!!
The Gateway to Nacho Heaven. simple and delicious. Prefer a little protein? The choices are DIVINE: add Chicken, Ground Beef, thin-sliced Ribeye, Shrimp, Bison or Wagyu...need more toppings? load'm up!
US$11.00

Swimmers

LSU Fish PoBoy
Our louisiana-style ultimate Fish Po-Boy is hand battered and served on a toasted hoagie bun, dressed louisiana-style with lettuce, tomato and pickles and tartar sauce
US$13.50
Blackened Fish Tacos
Our signature tacos come THREE (3) to an order. Accompanied by a fresh cabbage medley for that perfect finish. Snuggled in warm corn tortillas, topped with pico de Gallo and lightly drizzled with our Signature Bolivar Sauce. Served with Crinkle Fries.
US$15.50
Fried Fish Bites
A full-size filet of our popular catfish, presented bite-size and hand battered, served with a side of our famous tartar sauce. You can't go wrong with these....a go-to favorite for the VanDeventer's, the Isham's, the Pace's and many, many others.
US$12.50
Fried Fish Basket
A full filet of our very popular catfish, hand battered and served with a side of our famous tartar sauce. According to Mr. Stanley, our fried fish expert, it's the best on Bolivar!
US$12.50
LSU Shrimp Po Boy
Our louisiana-style ultimate Shrimp Po-boy is hand battered and served on a toasted hoagie bun, dressed louisiana-style with lettuce, tomato and pickles and cocktail sauce
US$13.50
Blackened Shrimp Tacos
Our signature tacos come THREE (3) to an order. Accompanied by a fresh cabbage medley for that perfect finish. Snuggled in warm corn tortillas, topped with pico de Gallo and lightly drizzled with our Signature Bolivar Sauce. Accompanied with Crinkle Fries.
US$15.50
Fried Shrimp Plate
We guarantee you'll love our wild caught shrimp, sourced from our own texas coast, hand battered and served with a side of our signature cocktail sauce. A favorite of the Hamm's and the Softy's.
US$15.00

This Little Piggy....

BLT
Starting with a generous portion of smoked bacon, this blt is sure to please. presented dry on a hoagie bun. a true american classic...as well as great hangover food! This is the staple go-to for the entire Hall family...aka "The Bacon-ators"
US$11.50

Gourmet Burgers

Bolivar's 'Original' Blackened Burger w/Fries, Bacon & Cheese!
A true all-american burger with a little jazz from our Louisiana neighbors. made with 100% black angus, sprinkled with cajun seasonings. served fully dressed with crinkle fries and our signature bolivar sauce on the side. We proudly serve 100% black Angus. [sauces/condiments are served on the side]
US$15.50
Chicken Fried Steak Sandwich
Not in the mood for a burger...try our Crispy-Fried, Chicken-Fried Sandwich!! Seriously...Beef...Battered and Chicken-Fried. Mmmm... Served with Crinkle Fries and dressed with Lettuce, Tomatoes, Pickles and Onions. You're welcome!
US$15.50
Ready to order? Kerbside pickup, delivery and dine-in are all available. 📞 +1 409-342-0408